Horoscopes 10.31.14

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Your Halloween is going to suck. Looks like it’s going to be a cold one, which means you’re going to freeze.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

We recommend this Halloween you practice control when consuming all the “candy” this weekend. Sugar hangovers are the worst.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

It is Halloween again, the time of year when you lock the door and hide from the terrible little monsters who go around banging on people’s doors demanding free food.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18 

This is your holiday, and you plan to make the most of it this weekend. Go out and have as much fun as you can because Halloween only comes once a year.

Pisces 2/19-3/20 

You don’t really care for Halloween. However, you are all about the candy. Go out and get as much as you can and hit up Wal-Mart tomorrow for a yearlong supply of cheap sugar.

Aries 3/21-4/19 

The best thing about Halloween is you get a free pass to scare as many people as you want. Seriously, this is the only day of the year when scaring people is encouraged.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Just because you think Halloween should not be a holiday, does not mean you can’t have fun. Throw a party with your friends and enjoy the weekend.

Gemini 5/21-6/21

Stay away from the people dressed as clowns. In fact, if you even see a clown, drop whatever it is you are doing and run the other direction.

Cancer 6/22-7/22

For you, there is nothing better than inviting a few friends over on Halloween night and watching scary movies while dispensing candy to the little monsters outside.

Leo 7/23-8/22

No, bad, put down the eggs and try a different method of having fun. No one likes to have their house or car egged. Try going to a Halloween party, or scare people, but no eggs.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

You care very little about dressing up for Halloween. You love to decorate and make great snacks for you and your friends. This Halloween is going to be a great experience.

Libra 9/23-10/22 

The phrase, “over the top” does not apply to you. Take your competitive drive to a new level by trying to make the best costume in Idaho.

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