Horoscopes

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Clear your mind of any worries and go out and have fun this weekend. Go and hang out with your friends or even throw a party. Save worrying about your classes for 10 minutes before your first class Monday morning.

Libra 9/23-10/22

These classes are not going to pass themselves. You should really be studying more often. The universe suggests getting ready for any big tests coming up soon.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

This is your week to have fun and mess with others, especially those Capricorns.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Go out and meet new people, but if I were you, I would stay away from Scorpios unless you want to be pranked.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Look back on the good things that have happened over the past few weeks, because this week is going to suck. Scorpios are out to get you. Sorry, not sorry.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

There’s nothing wrong with just kicking back and relaxing this week. College life can get stressful. Just don’t kick over in your chair.

Pisces 2/19-3/20

Have a test coming up? Don’t stress out about it. The universe has decided you will fail anyway, so why stress? Sucks to suck.

Aries 3/21-4/19

Your clan isn’t doing so hot in the clan war. You’ve been saving up that elixir for some upgrades, but it might be time to unleash the dragons. Go get em!

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Go out and have fun this weekend, but you may want to keep your distance from any Leos for a while. Their horoscope might give them a sense of dominance over you bulls.

Gemini 5/21-6/21

The universe is against you this weekend. You should probably just hide in your room with the door locked, windows boarded up and just watch your favorite TV series.

Cancer 6/22-7/22

All the nice things you have done recently have not gone unnoticed, you will be rewarded for your good deeds.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Are you fluffing kitten me right meow, you are a lion. You do not need to waste time with horoscopes. Go out, take life by the horns and have fun. P.S. we do not mean attacking a Taurus when we say take a bull by the horns either.

Leave a Reply

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.