Cancer 6/21 – 7/22
Summer tends to get boring after a couple weeks of free time, fill that time by making future plans to travel abroad.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
Nothing makes for a better summer than time with friends — stop making excuses and start hanging out with your buds.
Virgo
8/23 – 9/22
When the sun does decide to shine in Moscow, she can be ruthless. Take a trip out to the dunes on the next hot day.
Libra
9/23 – 10/22
Feeling dehydrated lately? Drink water all day, every day. The tap may taste a little like iron and blood, but you’ll live. They also sell Gatorade at the Dollar Tree.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
Needing a short, affordable trip out of Moscow? Rent backpacking gear from the SRC at reasonable prices and take the gear out to Hell’s Canyon for the weekend.
Sagittarius
11/22 – 12/21
In order to preoccupy yourself, grow a few small houseplants or try some tomatoes in your front yard. It may seem silly, but plants are great company.
Capricorn
12/22 – 1/19
Make cupcakes today. After all, it is a very merry unbirthday to you.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
Make sure Capricorn douses the cupcakes with rainbow sprinkles, and then … help demolish the evidence.
Pisces
2/19 – 3/20
Get out of your house and go pet some puppies and kitties at the Humane Society of the Palouse today. They are feeling just as lonely as you are.
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
Try going through the entire day with one headphone in your ear at all times. You might be more productive with a soundtrack to your life.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
Spend a day at the Hamilton-Lowe Aquatic Center being a kid again for $5.50. The slides are short, but so are the lines.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
Find a bubblegum machine, spend a quarter and chew a piece of childhood.