meow-scopes

Aries
3/21 – 4/19
You are always getting into things. Things you shouldn’t be in. Be more cautious. Nine lives go fast when you’re careless and don’t watch out for what’s best for you.

Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
Don’t underestimate your great power. There are many people out there that hold you to a superstition. Take advantage of your reputation and take more risks.

Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
You love the sun, but it’s playing hide-and-go-seek with you. Take advantage of the time you have to sun bathe by the window while you can.

Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
They keep scolding you for bringing them small, dead animals. Take a break and bask in the sun. Maybe they’ll appreciate you more when they have mice running all over the place.

Leo
7/23 – 8/22
With the rainy weather upon us, the mud is calling your name. Get dirty and have a ball. Track mud in the house and make your presence known. They’re sure to notice you then.

Virgo
8/23  – 9/22
You have a beautiful coat. Let others enjoy it as well and make your presence known when company is over. Purring won’t hurt either. People think that is so cute.

Libra
9/23  – 10/22
They just give you way too much attention and you need some space. Get to a high place and perch there.

Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
You are a cat of many colors. You are very good at blending in and going with the flow. Take a stand and be different. Try something new.
Sagittarius
11/22 – ­12/21
You are always so dirty. Try bathing yourself and keeping up with it. Remember, you will need less baths if you do it yourself.

Capricorn
12/22 – ­1/19
You carry yourself with a sense of entitlement. Come back to earth and recognize you are not the best thing that has ever happened. News flash — people are still favoring dogs over cats.

Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
You’re always dressed in your best attire. People try to copy you by wearing tuxedos, but really, you wear it best. Make them jealous and strut your stuff.

Pisces
2/19-3/20
You’re beautiful. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. There are many people out there allergic to cats but you are their exception. You don’t have hair so you don’t shed. Accept yourself for who you are and be proud.