Hardcore grandma
My Grandma told me she tried to gauge her ears so she could see the hole to put her earrings in. After they started bleeding, she stopped, but would have worn pink tapers until she was able to fit her 8G’s in.
–Katy
Dawg house
Jason Gesser has my full support. He never beat UW, so I like him.
–Sean
Fall
I hate pumpkin. Love to carve them, hate to eat them.
–Kasen
Akey
In your six years you were a good member of the Moscow community, strong supporter of the troops and have given hundreds of kids an opportunity to get an education. It comes down to football though and that side failed. Best of luck.
–Madison
Work hard
Stay humble.
–Britt
Oatmeal
I’m finding that as I grow older I enjoy the taste of vegetables and other foods I used to push around my plate long after dinner was over, stubbornly refusing to eat. Oatmeal with peanut butter is my new favorite comfort food.
–Elisa
Mama dearest
Happy birthday to the really nice lady who taught me the most important things in life: to love books, love others, love coffee and love life. Love you forever, Mom.
–Chloe
By the time you read this…
…my electricity and magnetism test will have annihilated me. Goodbye.
–Amrah
Blot
Check out our sister publication, Blot magazine, on stands now. It’s really pretty and all about grub. Get hungry.
–Lindsey
Snow
I’m not sure if I’m mentally prepared for your presence yet. Please be nice to me this year.
–Kaitlyn
Note to self:
If you’re not in the driver’s seat of your car, don’t take it out of park.
–Molly
Orange and yellow
As the weather turns in the next few weeks it might be time to put away the bicycle for the winter. Icy roads are dangerous.
–Philip
A god amongst men
All my inspiration in life derives from the lessons taught to me by the wise and handsome Robert Taylor (Bobby Idaho on Facebook).
–Theo