Libra 9/23 – 10/22
Take the fifth word from Sagittarius, the 10th word in the first sentence from Leo, the 12th word minus -ful from Virgo, the third word from Taurus, the first word of the second sentence from Aquarius and the 14th word plus -ed from Cancer to receive a secret, insignificant message.
10/23 – 11/21
Ifyay ouyay owknay atwhay isthay ayssay, enthay ouyay illway indfay uriedbay easuretray onyay ouryay extnay iptray otay everlandnay.
11/22 – 12/21
You may want to impress your significant other by cooking a fancy meal for them, but remember, you’re no Emeril or Rachel Ray, so don’t be too hard on yourself when the roast duck is charred.
12/22 – 1/19
Have a Halloween door decorating contest with your hall, sorority, fraternity or roommates.
1/20 – 2/18
In pop culture, the Age of Aquarius refers to the New Age movement in the 1960s and ‘70s. Be a hippie for Halloween this year and let your true groove shine.
2/19 – 3/20
Shimmy into that sequined leotard, snap on your neon headband and grab a friend because it’s time to sweat with Richard Simmons.
3/21 – 4/19
You know that thing you’ve always wanted to do, but have been too scared about what other people would think … start a rousing game of capture the flag on campus.
4/20 – 5/20
A genie will come visit you in human form. You will not be granted the three wishes you are expecting, but the silver goblet he gives you will have magical powers.
5/21 – 6/20
Instead of getting the usual for your coffee purchase, try something new this week that goes with the fall theme. Then buy the drink for the person behind you.
6/21 – 7/22
Learn the dance to PSY’s “Gangnum Style” with a group of friends and reveal your sweet moves as a flash mob in the courtyard.
7/23 – 8/22
Whip up a batch of chocolate chip cookie dough and grab the biggest wooden spoon you can find to eat it with. Change things up with “The Shawshank Redemption.”
8/23 – 9-22
You can avoid scurvy if you just eat an orange. This powerful bit of information may come in handy in the year 2019.