Libra 9/23 – 10/22
Buy all the gummy candy you can get your hands on, because your birthday month is about to get crazy.
10/23 – 11/21
Learning to cook is a truly beneficial skill. If you ever get abducted by aliens from Neptune, you may be able to whip up a quick cheese-covered peace offering.
11/22 – 12/21
Discovering that you dream in French and with a slight German accent will make you akin to a tri-lingual James Bond. Just go with it.
12/22 – 1/19
Being healthy is important, but trying to swear off coffee despite being caffeine-deprived makes you act, and look, like a grizzly bear in the morning. Drink tea, maybe?
1/20 – 2/18
Changing your best friend’s ringtone to Mozart’s Symphony No. 24 in B-flat major will suddenly inspire incredible bursts of awesome. YouTube it as soon as possible.
2/19 – 3/20
Next time you’re about to fall asleep in your 9:30 a.m. lecture class, just stand up and run through the rows of chairs like you’re doing the Wave. Don’t forget about the jazz hands.
3/21 – 4/19
Making pudding can be a refreshing and wholesome experience, especially when it’s mint-flavored made with buttermilk. Very refreshing. Very wholesome.
4/20 – 5/20
You have a long-lost twin out there somewhere. Go to the Idaho Commons and yell your name spelled backward to find them — get ready for a reunion.
5/21 – 6/20
Skip across the lawn and feed your neighbor’s cat right meow.
6/21 – 7/22
Making a batch of strawberry milkshakes at midnight will suddenly become your new favorite hobby. Consider opening a miniature malt shop — everyone loves a good shake with their studies.
7/23 – 8/22
Discovering how to use a map and compass will serve you well soon. It’s getting dark on campus, and who knows if you’ll be able to find your way back home after sundown.
8/23 – 9-22
Remember to dip your toes in the water once in a while, but maybe not your friend’s morning cup of tea.